United States Securities and Exchange Commission · EDGAR Accession 0002063604-25-000145

Form C

Offering Statement — Regulation Crowdfunding
Issuer CIK 2074293
Raising via Honeycomb Portal LLC

Chateau Whatever LLC

Limited Liability CompanyCAIncorporated 2019LOS ANGELES, CAchainsawla.com
A

The Offering

as disclosed in this filing
Debt
$1.00
$50,000
$100,000
July 21, 2025
Expired 328 days ago
$0max $100,000

Target is 50% of the maximum. Over-subscriptions accepted, allocated first-come, first-served basis.

B

Financial Condition

two fiscal years, as filed
Revenue +31% YoYBurn decreasingDebt / assets 134%1 employee
Line itemMost recent FYPrior FYΔ
Revenue205,707157,332▲ 31%
Cost of goods sold95,50361,345▲ 56%
Net income(9,290)(10,314)▲ burn
Total assets108,97155,216▲ 97%
Cash & equivalents29,77140,495▼ 26%
Accounts receivable(3,881)(106)
Short-term debt23,46521,883▲ 7%
Long-term debt122,20857,900▲ 111%
Taxes paid00

Figures in USD as reported by the issuer. Securities offered in all 50 states.